A couple of standouts:
- I'll eat something that fell on the floor without thinking about it. Women seem to have a problem with this.
- If any of the daily specials contain the words "potpie," "goose fat," or "barbecued," order it.
- I would rather wait till dinner than have brunch.
- A man doesn't cut a burger in half.
- I don't particularly enjoy sharing. Except with a woman, and then only on the first two dates or any wedding anniversary after the tenth.
- A man can talk while he's chewing as long as it's a really good point and he needs to take advantage of the moment.
- There is no joy in a wrap.
Check out the entire list, with pictures, here.
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